you don't even know.
releasings:

Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3

releasings:

Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
*laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money
jess-agi:

cockenblog:

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.



Faith in humanity is officially gone.

jess-agi:

cockenblog:

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

Faith in humanity is officially gone.

on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
SKYPING

howdoiputthisgently:

WITH MY BEST FRIEND:

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WITH MY BOYFRIEND:

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atardecer-en-el-mar:

Nunca digas adiós, porque adiós es irse lejos e irse lejos es olvidar.

atardecer-en-el-mar:

Nunca digas adiós, porque adiós es irse lejos e irse lejos es olvidar.

Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what