you don't even know.

May 04

releasings:

Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3

Apr 22

• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
• *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
• *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
• *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
• *period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
• *laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money

Apr 14

jess-agi:

cockenblog:

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

Faith in humanity is officially gone.

Apr 12

• on a math test: 2+2
• me: use calculator just in case

Apr 11

SKYPING

howdoiputthisgently:

WITH MY BEST FRIEND:

WITH MY BOYFRIEND:

(via jess-agi)

Apr 07

atardecer-en-el-mar:

Nunca digas adiós, porque adiós es irse lejos e irse lejos es olvidar.

(Source: n-e-v-e-r-l-a-n-d, via trust)

Apr 03

(Source: hanmattan, via iamfuckingglamorous)

• Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
• Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
• Teacher: Technically
• Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
• Teacher: what
• Student: what

(Source: wildb3rryy, via stargloww)

(Source: lucifersmother, via trust)