you don't even know.
May 04

releasings:
Yes, everyone deserves the right to be happy <3
Apr 22
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*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
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*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
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*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
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*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
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*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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*period is late*:
crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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*laptop shuts suddenly down*:
well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money
Apr 14

jess-agi:
cockenblog:
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BELIEBER.

Faith in humanity is officially gone.
Apr 12
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on a math test:
2+2
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me:
use calculator just in case
Apr 11
SKYPING
howdoiputthisgently:
WITH MY BEST FRIEND:

WITH MY BOYFRIEND:

(via jess-agi)
Apr 07

atardecer-en-el-mar:
Nunca digas adiós, porque adiós es irse lejos e irse lejos es olvidar.
(Source: n-e-v-e-r-l-a-n-d, via trust)
Apr 03

(Source: hanmattan, via iamfuckingglamorous)
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Teacher:
And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
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Student:
So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
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Teacher:
Technically
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Student:
But it doesn't even taste like-
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Teacher:
what
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Student:
what

(Source: wildb3rryy, via stargloww)

(Source: lucifersmother, via trust)